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(42) Ha, what are you? A girl? No...Feature Lead Practice 2

 


I know what your thinking by now, Pablo why are you using sparkles and pink in your title images? Well guys, honestly, because it takes a lot less work, I can't be bothered spending hours making unique images, we going npc basic mode from now on like everyone else, just kidding, I wanted to try something new guys, relax

But anyways lets get back to practicing our feature lead, today I'm going to make one that is funny, so we're gonna do a twist.

Story:

Dude in a wig competes in woman sports, wins

Lead:

It was just another day were me, my wife and her boyfriend were watching women's sports games. It was awesome because women are like so totally cool and funny, I loved these games, my wife's boyfriend even said he'd buy me icecream afterwards. As I was watching the game though I noticed one women in particular from a far, she was beautiful, so lean and athletic. Well wouldn't you know it, she won practically every game easily, she was incredible, maybe I just had an eye for talent. According to my wife she didn't even have a boyfriend yet, it was crazy, I didn't wanna cheat on my wife, but I had to take my shot at her. After the game I tried my best to meet her, eventually I caught up to her, as I approached her from the back I put my hand on her shoulder. She said to me in a MAN'S VOICE, "yo brah don't touch my bro". I said "what the hell" afterwards, this wasn't even a woman, it was just a dude in a wig. After I called him out he said in a "WOMAN'S" VOICE, "sorry about that sweety my throat been sore". Well to make a short story short we've been married ever since.


Once again guys that's it, I hope you enjoyed this one, if I didn't get you with the first twist, I hope I got you with the second, and if not that one, then I'm sure I got you with the third twist. Anyways we'll get more practice on feature leads soon, I'll do one last one, until then, later...

Thanks for reading!

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